Quotes from the Pilot
Peter: I brought you a new subordinate to torture. Chandler Williams, boss's other son, so you better be on your best beahvior.
Scott: Navy man. I can smell it all over him.
Chandler: I'm picking up a foul army stench.
Peter: And all I'm getting is way too much testosterone. You two have a lovely day getting acquainted.
Heather: Let me guess, you subscribe to the old is better theory.
Gwen: No, more like the good taste never goes out of style theory.
Heather: Care to join me?
Peter: No thanks. I don't swim with sharks.
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