Quotes from Dysfunction Junction

Jack: Gwen! You're not the last person I expected to see, but close.

Peter: Cheers. To Ms. May and Mr. December, and the age gap between them.

Richard: How long have you been standing there?
Peter: Long enough to burp up a palmetto.

Chandler: You just can't stand it, that he's happy. Why wouldn't you want that for him?
Peter: Deep question, Chandler. My shallow reply? I'm just not a very nice guy.
Chandler: Tell me something I don't know.

Jenny: With every Australian I've ever met it's just party party party.
David: When we work, we work hard. When we play, we play hard.

Chandler: It's like the roads in Italy. All conversations lead to Heather.

Peter: Mother, I thought you were going to do something. You implied you'd help.
Gwen: First of all, watch your tone of voice. Second of all, when you lose, which you just did, try to lose with dignity and at least a modicum of grace. At the moment you're embarrassing me.

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