Quotes from Guess Who's Chumming for Dinner
Peter to Chandler: Name of the game, flyboy, is hardball. Rule number one, stay out of my way!
Heather: In short, we're not just going to kick some ass, we're going to show a little.
Chandler: Look, what we once had, it's over. Understand? Dead.
Heather: You wanna bet?
Gwen: That boy is my sister's son.
Jenny: He's also a teenager. Hormonally he's about to enter the twilight zone.
Peter: Isn't this supposed to be Who Wants to Marry a Millionaire?
Ethan: Nice dress. What keeps it up, velcro?
Heather: They're called breasts.
Jenny: Do you ever get tired of being perfect? Oh no, here it comes, ladies and gentlemen, sullen stare number five by Laurie Williams.
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