Quotes from Torn Between Two Mothers
Peter: Forget the granola. I suddenly have morning sickness.
Ethan: I, noun, like, verb, you, object, very much, modifying adverb. What a babe.
Gwen: Still working?
Jack: Absolutely, I've got a big job.
Gwen: Don't tell me, this job cost me my husband.
Samantha: I remember your father always hated these events.
Peter: Yeah, bored him to tears.
Samantha: So how do you get through it?
Peter: I drink.
Samantha: My mom told me you can always tell what's truly in a man's heart from his kiss.
Jack: Are you kissing my butt, Peter?
Peter: Me? Always.
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